Jello and Vodka

Living on the Edge

Hungover

Clean rooms feel good

Crazy vacuum suctioning onto my leg

Reading [Rainbow] as much as possible/Pact with Anna

"Ewwww! it jizzed on the wall!!"

NotMe:"I'm glad my pictures are a big joke to everyone!"
Me:"Uh.. it's only me.."

Berkley over at 9:30
Ate very strong purple jello shooters
Bar at 12
McDonalds
Bed =)

NotMe: "what the hell is in the bottom of my beer can?"
Me: "let's cut it open."
NotMe: "Omg!! it's a ping pong ball!! Did you put it in there?!"
Me: "How the hell would I be able to do that?"
NotMe: "Oh..right... I'm calling them to complain!"