Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Here's Looking at You, Kid.

Home =)

Got to sleep in a bit.
The radio told me that 95% of men think that women who wear glasses are more desirable. Maybe I should wear mine more often...
The rain decided to only show up when I started to walk to or from school. Thanks a lot, Mother Nature.
Headed out to Dad's around 4, picked up some garlic bread and two-bite brownies to go along with our Lasagna.
Realized I forgot my damn keys... waited in the car singing along to Kate until Dad showed up.
Made dinner, chatted about hockey and music =) He made me the CD I was asking for.
Headed back home
(holy frack it's cold!)




I have run out of this

Two classes in the morning. Home for break, fell asleep on the couch for an hour.
Didn't do the readings I had planned... damnit.
Class in the evening - Animal Ethics.
Didn't talk to my boyfriend all day (jeez!)
Home, shows and bed


I feel like a kid learning to read...

Class in the morning
Home to do some readings, which I don't think I managed to do many...I fail
Chatted with Anna for a while, then made a pact to do some more reading..
I fail (Ellen) BOO HA-HA!
Shows and bed

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Hot Hockey Dads

You know you suck when...

Woke up at a decent time and started working on my paper right away.
Finished it off and then did some readings.
Had dinner and watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Proclaimed my dire need to get out of the house and she willingly met up with me.
Timmy's then went to the KRC to watch a random game of hockey.
creepy man...

Me: "scary, scary, scary, scary."
NotMe: "huh? what? where?.... OH!... Let's go sit more in the middle!"

Headed back out after stopping for some gum balls
WHORE!
I'm good at catching things between my legs.






A Walk Home

Spent the day in front of the computer with my work open and accomplished absolutely nothing. This is how productive I am on a Saturday....
Made a rather large and difficult decision...
Made some hamburger helper for dinner!
Headed over to Jodie's for 7 to watch the game! Wings vs. Leafs. We lost... only pre-season though!
Jodie spent an hour and a half on the phone picking players for her pool. That was entertaining
Popcorn, Wings and MJ
Walked on home and slept.



Friday, September 25, 2009

Carnie

Ride it, my pony

Got up earlier then usual for a Friday. Headed off to the doctors
What was with the no traffic?
Stopped for coffee and then got examined...
easy breezy
went and said hello to Duffy and then home again.
Read some Chaucer and then fell asleep for an hour.. not part of the plan.
Made dinner then headed back out and went to the Carp Fair with Matt and Chris
People tripping and face planting,
Girl puking,
Information Friend,
I feel SO old...
Bumper cars!
"HaHA, Kid! I totally dodged you there!"
No Contact Beaver Tale
Too cold Lemonade
BED =)





Fajitas? Fajitos? Quesadilla!

Up for class, then home from class
did some readings, and got started on my assignment.
Emailed my teacher and got a douche bag, jack-ass response back from him. Jeez...
Forgot the damn sour cream
A night with the T.V.
Watched a very kick ass new show (I'm so glad you watch it too)
What was with the Kangaroo?...
Grey's then bed





I'm not cheating...

Class in the afternoon
Headed out to the west end and did some grocery shopping
To dad's for turkey pot pie! yumm
inspected Duffy's foot and then found out it's being taken care of
Home to watch ANTM and sleep


Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Forever and Almost Always

Happy Fall =)

Woke up to a gloomy morning.
Headed to class.
Home for break - readings
Headed back to class at 5

Prof: "Take for instance if babies came from mold, and you left hummus, or something, in your fridge or a long time and one day you're like "uhhh man, I don't want to deal with this" and you open your fridge and there's a whole bunch of babies growing everywhere. "

Outside was warmer than I thought. Got told I had nice boots....I do hope they said boots...
Made it home, and watch some t.v.
BED



Really? Already?

Woke up after a good sleep, but still felt quite tired.
Headed to my one and only class.
After which I was planning on doing some readings but ending up doing nothing at all... I actually have no memory of what I did..
One Tree Hill, GG and bed!


Because I love it so

Woke up, realized that my Matt was going to call any minute and my phone wasn't turned on... stayed in bed thinking about this dilemma for a while.. then he called the house.
We eventually got up.. I had a huge headache.. did some dishes. Matt showed up..discussed dirty strippers and they left.
The rest of the day included doing many readings, which included dozing off for a few minutes every now and then.
Went out to get some things for dinner, and watch some of the Emmys. Neil Patrick Harris is absolutely delightful




My Posse

Got up with the motivation to put together my room, FINALLY
Spent 3 hours doing this, and now it feels so good.
Came upstairs to do some more cleaning and some laundry.
Did some readings, had a shower, and by this time it was already 6!
Called Jodie and decided to make my way to her place for a couple beers.
Didn't stay as long as I would have hoped but Robyn called and I had to make my way back home.
Tyler and Matt soon made their way over as well.
Drinking, trivia and chatting.
Matt got attacked by some trees
Robyn eventually left and then Matt, Tyler and I headed to Billingsbridge to pick up Ash.
Parked Matt's car at Ash's then walked back to my place
Matt's stylish purse...
The good part to having music on your phone is that you can walk in style... You are my fire, my one desire.
Did some more drinking, got ready and finally made our way to the bar, not before Matt and Ash almost got hit by car and then were told that someone wanted to fuck their mother...
Saw a couple random people, Matt may have sold car, and we all had to pee.
Got home around 2am. Matt and Ash headed home.
Tyler and I chatted on the steps for a while then eventually made our way to bed as well.
It should be against the law to fall asleep at 4am...

Jeevs


Friday, September 18, 2009

Slouchy

Feels like a Tit

Got up around 8:50am (exactly...)
Saw Kelly and gave her directions to the Rideau Centre.
Headed off to class - it's nice having two classes in a row in the same room. No way I can mess up that one. <--- Answered a question!
Headed home. My wallet looks old?
Andrea and Kelly eventually came back as well and we all chatted and had a cup of tea. Too much sugar for Andrea though.
They headed off and then I showered, got ready and headed to Bayshore.
Spent a lot of money on a few very pretty things. I am happy with these purchases.
To dads - ate dinner and chatted
To Matts - Chris was there.
BREAD
short supply of flour....
STORE
Who forgets their wallet when they do to the grocery store
Resumed the bread making process.
Rise 1 hour - cards/webcaming with beautiful people
Rise 40 minutes - cards and laughing so hard that it hurts...
bake 30 minutes - cards....
11:00 - FINALLY! ... 4 hours later and the bread is in our tummies. Delicious

Me: "Quasimodo"
NotMe: "What?...."
Me: "It sounded like you said Quasimodo"

This is an angry card game

"Hey-how-are-ya"

Balls!

Don't give dough CPR, or you'll blow flour into your eye

Bull shit.

Loose Vagina dough - "OH MY GOD"


Organized in Style

Had about 4x more than usual...
Early classes - walked into the wrong class...
Mr. Hewson! ...I didn't expect to see you here....
Ran all the way across campus to the right class... and was late.
Headed home and did some readings and other non exciting things.
Watched some Vampire Diaries.
After some confusion figured out Andrea and Kelly were going to show up some time after 11.
Headed to bed at 10 to read... Chaucer!



Who's that girrrrrrl

Was going to get up early, but decided not to...I just kept sleeping.
Headed to class in the afternoon, then waited in line for-e-ver to buy a coursepack.
Home, homework, ANTM, online, bed.
Shortest entry?




Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Settling In


Do you have Moral Reasoning?

Two classes this morning - people questioning Chaucer's greatness.
I still can't, for the life of me, figure out if my prof is gay... usually it's so easy for me.
Came home for a 5 hour intermission between classes. Did some reading, watched Ellen do some hand motions that I would never had expected to see her do....
Headed back off to class wearing a piece of Ireland.
First class of Philosophy. Interesting but longgggg

Prof: And God told Abraham; "If you truly believe you must murder your son, Isaac." So Abraham sharpened his knife and put Isaac on the slaughtering table... and God said; "Whoa...Abraham, j/k... LOL"

Headed home in the Halloween-like weather.
Fallen Leaves




Here We Go Again

Had only one class and it was very early in the morning so by 10am, I was done!
Came home, with a coffee and bagel on the way, and relaxed while watching some t.v. and seeing what everyone was saying about Douche bag, Kanye.
Also spent most of the day finishing up this (looks up) fantastic book.
It's that time of year where shows are back on - watched the premiere of OTH (which I have never actually watched during the normal season before..) where the hell is Lucas?
Headed to bed relatively early.



I Kinda Wish I Lived Here

Tried to get up relatively early..I'm not sure how well that went over.
Tried to get a head start on some of the readings I have for the coming week. Went rather well.
Headed out for dinner at the Corner with Ash, Berkley and Erin.
Witnessed Federer's amazing tennis shot at the restaurant.

"Holy shit, did you see that?"

Headed home and settled down to watch the VMA's. I have to say, usually award shows bore me before the first house is over.. but this one was entertaining right till the end. I think it helped that it started off so fantastically too.
BUT, disappointed I did not get to watch it with a certain someone...


Saturday, September 12, 2009

6 Years Ago Today

Star Gazers

Did not sleep for days as I intended to...
Headed for the computer with the mission to buy Wings tickets. Mission failed.
Disappointment, tears and anger soon followed.
Went for a stroll down to Shoppers which moved across the street
Decided to finally do some unpacking. All my books are back where they belong.
Made my first "real person" dinner in a long time. Pork, rice, and salad. (not McDonalds like some people)
Met Robyn and Mark at DQ - "so..what do you want to know?"
headed off to greet Ghost Boy

killer Mark

stop being creepy...
txt: "I see you"

NotMe: "It's warmer down here.. yes, it's definitely warmer"

Gollum *Cough* Gollum. Robyn *cough* Robyn. Mark...

Follow the bird noises
cooooooo





Friday, September 11, 2009

Nobody Said it was Easy

Recitation

Strolled off to school. Got freaked out some more by stupid medieval lit. assignments.
Bought some more books and headed home. Lunch.
Relaxed then met at East Sides for Robyns Bday dinner.
Pat, Tammy, Daniel, Nick, Mark, Amanda, Robyn and I all enjoyed a hardy meal with some beer to go with it.
Gave Robyn her Kareoke machine.

Mark: "what's what white sauce in your sandwich?"
Me: "I dunno..sauce?"
Mark: "Are you sure? That waiter smiled at you when you asked for the mayonnaise"

Everyone broke out our separate ways and I drove Nick home with our MJ blaring loudly.

Urine reminds me of you





...because they are tall

Class and then headed off to my hair appointment. (finally!)
...and I love it.
Stopped by dads to see Duffy.
Home. bummed around, did some readings.
Headed over to pat's to see Robyn --- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
chatted on their porch for a while.

NotMe: "I'm going to be Willy Wonka for Halloween. I work in a candy factory...it only seems fitting"


The first day of the last year of my undergraduate studies

Only 1 class. Always good to ease your way back into it, but apparently buying all these books and thinking about the stress to come gave me a migraine...
Got home around 4pm, started to watch Ellen and realized I could not see her properly...
ran to the grocery store to buy tylenol. Made dinner then passed out on the couch for two hours.
Woke up to a very dark house and just in time for ANTM
Headed to bed knowing that I was going to have a horrible sleep. Naps in the evening are not a good idea.


A meal for one

My last day of freedom... which involved running around like a crazy person doing errands.
Staples, bank, bank again, bayshore, dads (learned that Duffy got sprayed by a skunk)
Ended the trip with a massive grocery shopping trip (with car!)
Home, watched 90210 and Melrose Place
Bed.
(P.S. my life may get interesting some day...)





I'll Miss You....

Woke up, hung around with mom, went to Dad's to take his car back.
Came home, they got organized and then away we went to the bus station.
I don't think it was a good thing that their leaving hit me smack in the face as I was dropping them off...
Returned home to my now empty crib.
Met up with Jodie after many phone calls about what time
Met her outside, got some wine, and juice and we were set.
Chatted, bitched, and almost drank entire bottle to myself.
Headed home around 1:30


Monday, September 7, 2009

Bon Apetit!

Rod Stewart Welcomes You To His CD

Pancake morning!
Got to playing some more World Ball - Had a three game rematch against the granny panties and proved our sacks worthy

SACK ATTACK

Staked out the bbq at lunch time to get my desired choice of meat. Success! We rock, Anna.
After everything got cleaned up we were finally invited to the meeting.
Then work started being done: dock out, chairs away, sail boat and canoes packed up for the winter. ...And Anna, Annik and I waddling up the road for a walk.
Came up with a cousin roadtrip plan.

NotMe: His name is Patrick Yves.
Me: That's funny.
NotMe: Uhh... OH! Hahahah.


Got back and it was time to head off. Said goodbye to everyone, which takes about 20 minutes, and we were finally on our way. Earlier then I would have liked...
Got home around 7pm. Had a discussion about our plans and I finally headed off with Em to Dads. Picked up his car and went to Timmy's to meet Robyn.
Longest Tim's line ever....

Her name is Canary

Eventually made our way to Nicks place. A so-so night turned out to be an early morning jam session where we wrote our very first song!

Good Old John Malcovich was a very very very old man.
He slept all day and he raped all night
So he went out to buy a van.



They come in 3's

And the gorgeous weather keeps on coming!

"Zip it... A-Hee-Hee"

Played some world ball in the morning
granny panties vs sad sacks. we lost pretty bad.
Lunch and then lounging. Stole Pat's cushion.
Decided to head out to Town.
Pat, Annik and I piled into Nick's car and we headed on a little road trip.
Booze, cigars and chocolate
St. Donat was the place to be. Road closures and people partying in the streets. I have never seen traffic in St. Donat before..
Excitement for the day:
Nick broke his thumb, gashed his forehead, and narrowly missed popping his junk as he took a crash off his bike, Mom got tossed overboard on the sailboat, Yves got hit in the head as the boom came across, and Nana has a big swollen infected hand and is not reaching for strawberries for long periods of time.


Nick: "you want a stick? I have a stick"
Pat: "Whoa, it's like a police baton."
Nick: "Yah, and I have a bigger one too, look!"
Pat: "where the hell do you live?"

Got back to the cottage and discovered new people had arrived. The Burns' plus Brian (sans Luke)

Pat: "It looked like a ....boobie"

Poppa: "Yes. YEs. YES, Muffin. Yes!"

Got ready for the corn roast! After much reluctance we all helped husk the corn.
Played a round of What's on my Back?

Eric: "Does my country have a national anthem? Does it have a flag?"

Corn roast! and sausages...mmm...sausages....
Desert (more specially made butter tarts for me)
Cleaned up then had a battle of the sexes in a crossword races. Both teams finished, unexpectadely, at exactly the same time. The Females came out on top as the men seem to have a hard time spelling things correctly.
The gang of cousins headed out the road with Beer.

Beer Bottle Choir...and Emily comes in with the lead vocals!

Pat: "Let's play a game...It's called 'Try and Make Sense of what Emily is Saying"

Cottage time really wears you out...but we headed back for a camp fire.
We didn't last very long, and Nick was about to pass out so we all headed to bed....but then...
FIREWORKS!


"Please sir, can I have some s'mores?"




Just Winnie the pooh

Got up pretty late for cottage time
everything tastes better here
Bear sightings! - drove Em up the road to be on the safe side, and saw a momma bear with her two cubs. Came back and parked our car to have a better look.
Circus Tricks, Pizza boxes and a barking Duffy

CreepyOldMan: Il y a des ours ici.
Mom: Yeah, there are bear.
CreepyOldMan: *creepy old smile and awkward nodding moment*
Mom: ...alright.


Eventually went back to pick up Em - good timing.
back for Lunch [crab salad, of course]
Everyone then headed off for a hike and I was left at the cottage with Muffin.
Nick showed up not too long after to keep me company. We walked out to his car and spotted the bear at the top of the driveway. Grabbed Muffin and booked it inside.
Sat down by the water and appreciated all it's beauty...then headed back up the road to do some more bear hunting.
Had an intense game of Rummy with Anna, which went on for the majority of the day.
The Laporte's arrived around 9pm.
Chatted, Em and Pat tried to insert Uno into our game with no results.

Full Figured? Slim? Skinny? Oprah? Me? Voluptuous?

headed down and chilled on the dock for a while, drinking beer.

Pat: "I drink gin and tonics"

Bag of Whores

I'll drown the shit out of you, Motherfucker!

Quacktrick "The Duck Whisperer" Laporte

Warmth was calling us back to the cottage, so we headed up and went to sleep



Soak It In

Got up around 9am - packed
Pest control people showed up to spray for Centipedes - yay!!

Me: "he's hot in the bald, short, muscular kind of way"
NotMe: "Yah. And did you see his butt? It was as hard as a rock!"

Headed out on the open road.
Stopped at the Metro in town to pick up dinner and lunch and some Sangria fixens.
Got to the cottage around 3, and we were there before anyone else! That's a first...
Put on some MJ on the porch, made the Sangria and danced around and/or read.
Nana and Poppa got up around 5.
Made some dinner, and then decided to go in for a swim, but it ended up being too cold...
Anna, Eric, and Noodle got up around 8pm
Bed not too long later



As if you have umbrellas

Don't remember what I did for most of the morning...
Met up with Jodie around 4 to get some Lemonade and sit on the picnic tables.
Chatted about multiple things then headed back to her place to meet Tabitha.
Tabitha never showed so we made pizza, drank and chatted some more.
Eventually left and met Llew at my place.
Hung out for the last time, once again.
He headed off and Emily and I broke out some Micheal Jackson dance moves in the kitchen.

Okay, pretend I'm on So You Think You Can Dance

We're on level 2 now...

I Just feel like....


New Nails, New Phone

Woke up around 10:30
Had a confusing text from Jodie
Went to Second Cup and then sat outside reading for a while.
Mom and Em arrived home shortly after 1pm, with stories of their unfortunate trip to Toronto.
I headed out to Jodie's place, where the fire alarm in the building went off. Everyone evacuated and then the hot firemen showed up... false alarm!
Finally headed out and went to Chapters where I bought Two books, one of which was a lucky find.
book club?
Home for a yummy steak dinner with Mom and Em.
Back out to the movies with Jodie - Julie & Julia - cute!
Now we have our own recipe goal this coming year.
Bed


Done for the season

Woke up and went out to get a coffee
read and watched OTH, bummed around.
Jodie stopped by to pick up her pay check.
Last Hockey game - go out with a bang - got 4 goals!
Home and pizza and more OTH.
Bed