Two Points

Fuzzy

Got up at 10:30...but still tired
1 Class.
Home. One tree Hill. Did some readings. Bed

Playing the Game

I like your ass.

2 classes:
teacher not there. T.A. gave our assignment and midterm back. My smart streak has ended. boo
Spent half an hour chatting and bitching about our marks
Home. watched more One Tree Hill
headed out to the west end around 7. Bank. Stopped at Matt's to drop off Jenn's sweater
went to robyn's with mark and Dav.
Chatted. played cranium. made kraft dinner at 130am. home around 2:30.
chatted with Em. Bed. tiiiiired.

Dav: "I'll be quick. Like 5 minutes...including foreplay."

NotMe: "No. We can't play that. I'll end up licking that cactus and then licking Katie's face and getting tongue blood all over her."

NotMe: "who's Miley Cyrus?"

NotMe: "I'm psychic. Ready? You will get hurt in the next three days. And think of me."

NotMe: "I think I'm going to celebrate my birthday soon."
Me: "when's your birthday?"
NotMe: "December."

Back to School

Dark as the Black

Early wake up. 830am class.

Prof: "I met my wife the traditional way... in a bar."

french man scaring the shit out of me on the way to school.
bought Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack on the way home.
came home. listened to it. watched more one tree hill.
class at 4. assignment back. got an A!
home. called Robyn
went to moms to watch Heroes.
Home. Tired.

Surprise!

Just...relax

woke up at 10. tired.
mom's surprise birthday day!
she picked us up and we drove to the Nordik spa.

Mom: "he thought you might be taking me to the wave pool."

Nordik Spa = outside hot baths, cold baths, waterfalls, saunas, steam room, relaxation room.
mom got her hour massage
had dinner in our robes. extremely hot waiter.
came home. very tired.
school tomorrow...booo

Off Key

Didn't do much all day.
went to moms for dinner. pancakes yum.
bought $10 syrup. there is a shortage, you know.
had nothing at all to do. very antsy.
plans! went to matts at 930
Matt, Mark, Alana, Ashley and Jamie.
chatting and playing rock band.
fraternities and british accents
drove Jamie home.
130am.. emily was awake. spent 45 minutes looking up wedding songs and listening to bruce.

Leggo my Deggo

Abort Mission!

Me: "let's listen to the punjabi wedding songs!!"
NotMe: "you're going to have a punjabi wedding."

Appetizers

can you breathe?

woke up relatively early...get back to routine
got the car. went to dads. did laundry.
went to Robyn's at 5
went out and bought food. M&M

"EW! what is that? GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!"

webcamed with accent boys
tammy and daniel came over. made food.

NotMe: "he wants a picture of you."
Me: "why? he already knows what I look like."
NotMe: "because you aren't online 24/7"

NotMe: "what is he doing with that banana!?"
NotMeEither: "oh ...okay..he's eating it now."

"I didn't know what was coming out of his pants...and then all of a sudden it was his hand!"

played cheat. played spoons. played sign game. played animal noises!

Me: "oh my god, I'm so nervous"
NotMe: "and you said you weren't going to get competitive."

Me: "ssss, quack quack, ca-caaaaw. sssss, quack quack, ca-caaawww!"

Home. still paranoid. Bed.

Tease

They love me

Woke up
worked at the Day Care from 1-5pm
went to moms for dinner
watched ER
then went out to meet Robyn. Had some problems with windshield wipers falling off.

NotMe: "where are your mitts??"
Me: "I have my pockets"
NotMe: "you and your pockets"

Watched SNL skits and JT vids at Tammys. (yum)

Me: "he looks lumpy"

Hand sanitizer crisis
home. bed.

Disturbia

Happy Birthday, Mom

Woke up late again. Reading break is so nice.
bummed around once again. watched One Tree Hill
went to Billings Bridge with Em. did some shopping and grocery shopping.

"Everyone is in rehab these days."

drove home. made dinner. went to mom's with the cake. chatted.

"who's Maria?"

NotMe: "I prostitute my vagina"
NotMeEither: "no one wants your vagina"

Love

The Greatest Musician was born in Bonn

phone till 1am
Woke up at noon. (was quite tired)
bummed around.
Robyn called. Wanted to do something. Took the bus to Bayshore (longer than expected)

NotMe: "omg.. I need to talk to you"
Me: "okay..can it wait till I see you in 5 mintues?"

Went shopping. went to dad's. urgently checked Facebook.
had dinner with Dad
drove me home

Empty

Security Check

Woke up at 11
Happy Dysfunctional Family Day!
many phone calls. verdict: Anna leaving at 2
walk over to moms, pick up Em and drop Anna off at the bus station
BYEEEE =(
Em, Mom, Duff and I went to the dog party. Beautiful Day
sliding on the random ice rinks
back to moms. hung around. had dinner. watched our shows
Home. sleep. alone.

NotMe: "Come with me, it's a family floater"

Stimulator

The Purple Ladies

Woke up around 10:30. Conserved water.
Science and Tech museum with Em and Anna
Mission to Mars. Virtual Stimulator. Successful!

LittleBoy: "is it going to flip?"
Anna/Em/Me: "what?!"

Network system. lost Anna down the slide.

NotMe: "Oh don't worry it's really short."
Me: "okay..fine I'll go down."
NotMe: "oh...nevermind... it's never ending"

Drove out to the west end. Supper at East Sides. Really full
Girly Movie Night: Em, Laura, Jenn, Anna, Megan and Jenna. He's Just Not That Into You.
met up with Robyn and Dav afterwards. later on Mark.
Timmys, Pool, Shirley's Bay and the Car

"The Great Quebec Fire of 2009"

"There's a prostitute that hangs out behind Canadian Tire"

Frozen Ghost Boy; I'm soooo cold

NotMe: "why is there a car driving across the river towards us?"

bed at 3:15am

Winterlude

Leading the dance

Woke up at 10
v-day surprises from Emily <3
walked to OttawaU arena to meet Sam... could not find her.. almost got hit by a puck..again
walked to starbucks..met Emily there...then Jenna
Confederation park: Native dancing and joined in! many pictures taken of us. Tipi

Jenna: "how many rabbits would have to die for the diapers?"

Taffy on a stick. weird cow udders. ice sculpture competition. ice cell phone couch. beaver tails. scary british ladies and beavers chasing us.

Me: "Em! that's your doll, from when you were a kid."
NotMe: "Oh yah!! you stole my baby!"
BritishLady: "no...well...maybe."

went to look for white men on stilts..no success... left Jenna. Went to the parliament buildings.

"Can I take your picture? One time offer!"
"okay...time to zoom in!"

Cat Man of the Hill.
Crazy cat sanctuary.

"I donated 10$ because he looks after the cats...and his wife died in 1990."

Went to mom's for tea. looked at old pictures.
came home and cooked dinner that tasted like burnt.
Chillaxing.

A Visitor

Formal Bowling Wear

Got up...studied..sort of
wrote my last midterm
went and met Anna the bus station
ate perogies
drove to dads.. went around looking for Harlowe..success! dropped off the sweaters

Grow a Boyfriend (he doesn't check your credit card bill)

Apparently can't talk on the phone and put my seat belt on...

Went bowling with Matt, Ashley, Berkley and Anna
lost miserably both games

"go ahead, really fondle my bottle"

went to hangout with Robyn, Tammy and Daniel

"we don't have popcorn...but we have water!"

Searched for smart food.. success!
came home.. chatted.. ate popcorn and chocolate..hehe.. went to bed around 2am

Extended Episode

Almost done

2 classes: Midterm
Went to starbucks and studied
old crazy woman smelt like formaldehyde...had to leave
home... watched my shows
went to bed...feeling unprepared

"It' s not my fault I haven't interacted with people in a while"

Walk Over Me

My Friends

Class at 11
Studied for Midterm in the library from 2:30-6:30
came home. raining
studied
bed.

No Breakfast

I Can't breathe without you

2 classes: handed in paper
went grocery shopping
ate =)
worked on essay (printed!)
watched 90210

nothing else of interest to report on.

Week of Hell

Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

Class at 830
came home worked on essay
class at 4
got picked up by mom and em. we went to see Slumdog Millionaire
I really need to buy that soundtrack

Me: "I wouldn't want to live till 100... all your family and friends would be dead and it would be very lonely."
NotMe: "wow, you just totally sucked the fun out of this."

Conversation(s)

A work in progress

Got up at 11am
worked on essay
watched the wings game (3-0 W.)
cooked a yummy dinner
went to mom's and watched a movie

Ambiance

Bus? Is that you??

Worked on assignment for most of the day
went to mom's with Em for cookies and tea.
Planned on doing nothing for the night, went and got a movie
Robyn called around 9. Coffee with her, Tammy and Daniel
Came back to my place with Robyn and Dav.
Talked in the living room from 10:30 to 3am

NotMe: "It would really suck to have a shitty super power though..like being able to turn pocket lint into pudding."

NotMe: "So....what's it like to give head?"

Finished my assignment. 4:15am..finally went to bed.

Making Me Melt

Every time I come over there is something new.

Didn't go to class
got the car, went to visit mom at work.
she showed me her bodies (haha)
drove all the way to dads and realized I forgot the damn key to the house
drove all the way back.. Duffy was wondering why we'd been in the car for so long (she told me)
got the key
finally got inside dads.
did laundry
Met up with robyn/shoppers: "And that's where the chickens use to be."

Not Me: "How do I look, Dad?"
NotMeEither: "You look like a 10 year old"

Went to the KRC and watched a random game of hockey. sat beside crazy hockey moms:
"let's cheer for the team they aren't cheering for.. and make them angry"

Watched tv with dad
drove home
Got a letter in the mail!! (it was worth the wait)

"It was easy to love you, to look up to you"

"This boy is bad for my creative flow but he's so good for my soul."

Newf on da Pills (??)

Colour the Rainbow

NotMe: "You should name it colour the rainbow!"
Me: "ha.."
NotMe: "Man, I am so creative.
Me: "that wasn't creative."

Midterm! (went swimmingly) Principles (wrote teacher my opinion!)
printed off paper!
watched my shows... Grey's with Em and Laura <3

Llew is on YouTube

Similar Smells

studying all the live long day

17th C. Lit (saw the prof in the mall the other day)
Went to the library after class to study
No freakin seats anywhere..had to settle for the loud area of the library. grrrr
got duffy on the way home
sometimes you can't deny the cravings..
studied until bed

Psycho Girl

hopefully this lasts...

Can't breathe out of my nose
Gender and Principles (test back)
talking about menstruation:

Prof: "let's ask one of the two guys in the class."
Dude: "well...first I'd just like to say that I'm very uncomfortable at the moment."

Home:
finished assignment
had to do something
met up with Robyn. Timmy night.

NotMe: "okay..we'll just drive by really quickly"
Me: "YUH YOU WILL!!"
NotMe: "whoa..."

RadioMan: "my tongue is now numb and so is my throat."
Me: "Sounds like he's having an allergic reaction."
Robyn: "You should call and tell him that."

Participation

3 tubs of ice cream for 3 lovely ladies

830 Class:
Who Killed the Electric Car? (Grrrrrrr)
finished one of many assignments
Gerontology class:
cell went off...had to run across the class to stop it...oh god...
stopped by the grocery store. picked up the delivery of ice cream
went to moms. had a plate of dinner waiting =)
ate the ice cream and watched our shows

NotMe: "Mom! she just punched me!"
Me: "you were looking at me!....you're big stupid eyes were looking at me!"

Bruuuuuuuuce

Let's Go 67's! (and Steelers!)

set the alarm for 9...got up at 10:16
attempted to do school work..didn't
went with Dad to see 67's vs. London Knights (Tavares!)

"oh! there goes little man..look at him go!"

Home around 6
watched the superbowl while working on skate paper
Halftime show. Bruce and the E Street band!
amazing!