I'm Cool Like That

Love it

Up to a screaming Emily.
The goat rammed Matt and consequently cereal went flying.
you're fuckin' dumb.
Went to the basement for a while and emerged to find that they had not moved at all.
Everyone decided that it was time to start moving (at 3 oclock)
I headed out to Dad's and then to Don Cherry's to watch the Canada vs. Switzerland game.
What language do people in Switzerland speak?
Dessert Poutine?! (ew)
Almost forgot my mitts, brushed off our cars and home!
Watched the Wings game with Mom. (Dammit!)

Climbing Fences

Woke up at noon.
Did not do much till late afternoon.
Showered then went with Matt, Em and Mom to pick up our Chinese Food.
Came back and investigated flashing lights.
Got mounds of food on our plates and sat down to watch Up.
I have come to accept that I don't like Chinese Food.
Malaysian Chopsticks.
Afterwards I headed out to meet up with Llew at bridgehead (too late)
Walked and Chatted for a long while.
Deep Breath.
Home.
EJ <3

Christmas Week

Body Shot

Got up and ate cherry buns and coffee.
Discussed the weather. And decided to head out around noon.
Ran around the house with Muffin and made her pee on the floor.
Got ready and left.
Saw a lot of cars in the ditch and a douche bag red car on a mission to save everyone.
Made it home.
Watched Girls Next Door for a long time then showered then had a glass of wine and finally had a nap.
Woke up not long after and got ready.
Found a cab (easily) and made it to the hotel.
Mark, April, Laura, Dav, Abby, Amanda and another dude (depressed)
Made our way to the bar with a taxi diver doing donuts.
Drank a lot and danced more.
Did body shots which spilled all over Abby.
Made our way home after we stopped for some poutine pizza.

Happy Birthday, Jesus!

Woke up by my alarm and crawled upstairs.
Everyone eventually woke up. Coffee was made and presents were opened.
It was a Red Wings themed year for me. And I got the one thing that I was hoping for!!! =)
Cleaned up the mess of wrapping paper and then started to make breakfast, a little behind schedule.
To Mom's we went! Opened up our presents there and then got ready and left.
No coffee on the road.
Made it to Nana and Poppas. Anna, Nick and Eric were already there.
Got the crackers organized. Andrea showed up next followed by the Laportes, the rest of the Burns and finally Sandra.
Got our Christmas on with the opening of the stockings and the gift exchange with a play by play recap of what went on. We moved our way to the living room where I sat on a stool and it broke.
Many fun things were given including what I believe is the most hideous sweater in the world.
We then formulated a choir/techno singing group which involved our own seperate parts.
Goinch
Whipped Cream air all over my face.
Made our way to the basement for dinner. Fabulous
Chatted and told jokes and made speeches for longer than usual
Melissa and I rocked the dishes.

Merry Christmas Eve

Lazyness for most of the day.
Got ready with all of our boxes and bags.
Stopped by Laura's to hand off some goodies.
To Dad's we went. Had a nice Ham dinner and some amazingly amazing caramel, chocolate cracker thing.
I eventually went over to Matt's to give him his goodies. Chatted there for a while with everyone. Made Matt's drink incredibly strong and then left.
Back to Dad's to watch Movies and eat chips and brownies and booze. Matt came over for the Ethan experience.
Dirty Frenchman reading of the Polar Express.
Confusion of where we were sleeping but finally decided that a mattress in the kitchen was not a good idea.
After many dramatic moments I was off to sleep.

Truffles

Woke up again sometime.
Not too sure what I did for the majority of the day.
Em and I set out to walk down bank street and get some pictures developed which took many more hours then expected. Another cousins gift bought.
Some more walking around and eventually made our way home.
Laura made her way over for a visit, later Em and I went over to Jay's birthday party.
Chatted and had some beer.
Home and then off to James Street to see Emily's old co-workers. Had another beer there, a pizza stop on the way back and finally home.

Brown Cow

Woke up sometime. Emily and Matt eventually came over.
They went out to buy us some extremely good sandwiches.
We all eventually made our way Rideau to the some last minute shopping.
Bought my cousins gift...finally. Said hello to Emily's coach bag.
Made our way home eventually after waiting for the bus (for too long) and Emily having a temper tantrum.
Had my favourite dinner and then Em and I set out, I dropped her off at Carlingwood.
I met Mark and Starbucks and we exchanged our gifts. Wings Dice!
Mark left, I called Robyn and chatted for a while. Went to pick up Emily at Milestones, and chatted with her and Laura for a bit.
Home.

Really?

Let's Take That One Again.

Up early and headed off with Mom to Bayshore for my eye exam. Needed a stronger perscription and then we went to pick out some new frames. Ran around some more and picked up gifts and booze and things. Back to Bayshore to pick up my frames.
Finally home hours later. Had some food.
Off to Robyns. Exchanged our Christmas presents.
Off to the Game! Holy Mother of Cold. Got free Important person parking!

NotMe: "Can I see your pass please?"
NotMeEither: "Um, well Bryce told me to park here"
NotMe: "Oh yes, Bryce, of course. Go ahead"

Found Abby and Mark, got our tickets went to our seats to enjoy the game.
Go Boston!!
Afterwards we drove around looking at pretty Christmas Lights.
Bed.

Hot Coco

One alarm didn't work, but Anna woke up anyway and went to register. I stayed sleeping.
Mom is a teenager and slept in till 10:30 and then scared the crap out of us.
We all wandered upstairs and eventually started to make Upside down apple french toast.
yummy.
Finally sang to Martha! And then we got dressed and drove her to the bus station.
=(
Finally decided to go play some hockey with the boys.
shitty ice which caused me to fall a few times.
Back to matt's for some refreshments and then headed home.
Jodie and Mom were there drinking Sangria.
Made dinner, chatted and watched a very strange movie.
Bed.

Pretty Parliament

Up. Randy Moving. No Mother. And a notepad not being used properly.
Watched Friends bloopers, and then Mom came home and we got our baking on.
4 hours, turtles, truffles, gingerbread men, and an ejaculation penis later, we were done!
Finally got dressed as the sun was starting to go down and we made our way to Rideau with a few stops along the way.
Our shopping trip was a big fail and we froze our faces off. But it was good to get outside in the real world.
Home to play some cards. eventually ordered pizza and a whole lot of dipping sauce (or did we?)
Ate while watching Anne of Green Gables! (hahaha)
Mom came home and we headed off to "the late show"
Up in the Air!
Home. Chat. Bed. Sleep.

Cocoon

Up to review and then headed off to write my exam and hand in the take home.
Finally finished!!!!
Stopped by on the way home to grab some mac and cheese fixens and then home!!
Greeted at the door by Annaaaaaaa!
Chatted and made dinner.
Then we headed off to Dad's, and after a few detours went to Matt's.
Not exactly the night we had planned... but alright non the less.
Mouth and toe touching, cricket noises, sleeping, penis writing and so on.

NotMe: "I hate on Twitter when celebrities write, 'Just woke up!' Who cares!"
EveryoneElse: "Yah, that's anoying"
L: "What time did she wake up?"

Matt: "Let's put his hand in warm water!"
NotMatt: "Uhh..he's on your couch"

Eventually left. And after much discussion about fast food we wanted some.
McDonalds! s'more pies?
Home, couch, food, bed.



Thursday Had a visitor.
Studied not very well.
Wednesday
Off to write my exam.
Couldn't hand it my take home cause I got the office hours wrong...
Wrote the exam.
Home.

"Question 1: Who is Christopher Columbus? I could pass this exam right now"

Tuesday
Studied.

Little John and Robin Hood Walking Through the Forest

Bad Angle

Up after a semi-bad sleep.
Croissant, Coffee (not roasted) and a shower.
Studied a bit but not really...
Off to my exam, found the building and the class rather easily and had 40 minutes to spare.
Eventually got in there and felt pretty good about it.
Home to mom putting up the tree lights.
Then headed out to Dad's for dinner. Lasagna, garlic bread, salad and chocolate milk. Yum
Then to the bank and Tim's to meet Robyn and Dav.
Drank some hot drinks then decided to crash Mark's party at Boston Pizza.
Abby, Brett were also there and we watched the last of the game.
Headed off after blowing our rape whistles, and many Disney songs were sung and taped, and re-sung.
we then eventually decided to head home.
I hate wet/snow driving.

Your sperm makes me happy

It's a Long December

This is how we do it.

Up, studied and then Mom dragged me off to pick up a christmas tree.
Met a whole bunch of friendly Loblaws employees, one of whom helped us get our tree in the car.
I think Mom and him should date.
Home and piled the tree in the furnace room (as happy people stuck their heads out of a car and sang to us. Have I been inside too long or is the world crazy today?)
Studied some more... after taking a long break.
Dinner.
Then Mom decided that we should put the tree in the stand.
She said it would take 5 minutes....
35 minutes later; the tree did not fit in the stand and Mom got the meat cleaver and hacked away until it was small enough to fit.
We got it standing and it's very green and smelly and wonderful.
Mom quizzed me and now it's time for revision!
The week of hell begins =)

Sigh, Sigh...

Studied.
Had a nice phone conversation with Anna.
Got waved at as I peered out the window when the Olympic Torch ran by.
Didn't actually see the torch (boo) but saw lots of pimped out cars going by.

Sigh...

Actually got dressed today! Mom dropped me off at Carlingwood and a few moments later Mark picked me up.
We headed off to find the Flagstore which was actually the other way.
Ordered what we came for then headed over to Chapter.
things were bought, things were said, and I returned home to study....
until bed.

Christmas time in the City

Studied!
Mom left me for the majority of the evening/night. So there was some silence to concentrate.
The mechanics are dumb.

SNOWWWWW

That's right. We got a lot of snow today.
I stayed inside and studied for the entirety of it.
Oh, and took a break to watch Glee.

Let it Snow

This was Hilarious.

up and at 'em!
according to my studying schedule, my take-home exam needed to be complete today.
So started working on it while Mom went out and did things (of course)
She came home with Christmas lights that were supposed to be brighter then the ones we already have... she bought the exact same ones but smaller. Good one.
So we decided to put them up around the window - how many people does it take to put up Christmas lights?
Got crackin' some more on the exam, and made plans to go to a movie.
Finished my last paper of the semester!! yaaaay!!
headed off to meet up with Jodie.
New Moon! (finally)

how would you hop on?
.

... for the Soul

Started right away on finishing up my essay.
Got it done relatively quickly - wooo
went to the grocery store with Mom to buy some essentials.
Home, shower and then off to campus to hand it in, and pick up another paper.
hung out with mom on the couch, watched t.v.
bed

im

20 Years.

Woke up and started cleaning the house.
Went to pick up Duffy from Dad's.
Came back and finished cleaning the house. Just in time!
Went to pick up Mom at the bus stop.
Came home and started typing away at the essay.
Off we went to the Vigil - hot chocolate to keep us warm.
Saw many of Mom's friends, including my new friend, Nancy. (ha)
Walked home afterward and it started to snow =) Stopped and picked up some dinner for myself.
Home - Mom went out to Nancy's for dinner and I stayed home working on the essay till around 11. - still not done.
Phone call Take 2.

Ho Ho Ho!!

Up to and sat in front of my computer getting absolutely no work done.
Plans got cancelled and then Mark saved the plans by coming with me.
Off to the Santa Clause Parade! (and to stop and get Hot Chocolate)
Parked ourselves on a curb and watched the festivities...
it was long...and cold... and I couldn't feel my feet at the end.
But Santa finally came and then we headed on to the Oak for a couple pitchers of beer.
Really bad Karaoke.

She's on the pill, and I'm on the condom.

Eventually made our way home, after what seemed like a very long night.
Home. Bed. Phone. All you do is roast coffee. Bed

Red Baron

A Gift From the Heavens!

LAST DAY OF CLASSES! WOOOOO!
Home and worked on my essay for the remained of the day... literally. I didn't do anything else.
Found a miraculous bag of chips in my cupboard...that was the highlight of my day.

Small Balls

Went to some last classes.
home to work on some school work and research notes.
Became really tired, but decided not to nap.
Robyn, Pat and Denin came to pick me up. Went to Walkley Bowl!
Arrived to a man screaming at a woman to take off her bowling shoes outside.

It's the Law.

Three games for 7 bucks!
I beat Pat all three times! (that was my main goal.) and beat everyone on the last game! Score: 151!
Gangsta Hats and rapping, beer in the cupboard, policemen, and people running away with a 26er of booze.
home. Sleep.
And then the realization I hadn't printed out my essay yet. That was a heart attack and a half.

It's Been a While

Lights, Camera, Action!

got to sleep in a bit today, which was splendid.
Up, showered and class!
Dad's for dinner. - yummy-ness. Had to run out to buy a cucumber.
Watched a whole lot of Friends and then went home.
Chatted with Em for a bit on the phone =)
Bed. (still waiting...)

24 chocolates for 24 days

Two classes in the morning. It's sad that I can't afford to buy a coffee in the morning... sometimes it's hard to concentrate.
Home to have a nap.
Then off to class once again. Got my paper back (yayayayayay!!) and talked with people online. Eventually realized how pointless it was to be there and went home.
That is all.

Ride that Rudolph!

Last week of classes begins!
class, home, finished essay, sleep, shower, Robyn.
Went to Canadian Tire where we got harassed to buy the National Post.
Looked at christmas things for a long while. Picked up an advent calender (just in time!) and eventually found that tree.
Went to Wal-Mart. Bought some more things including stocking stuffers.
Then to Starbucks where we got extremely cold drinks on an extremely cold night.
Called Mark and convinced him to meet us at our "usual parking lot"
Chatted in the cold, then in the car. Then started asking inappropriate questions.
Mark left, rather abruptly, and Robyn and I returned to Wal-Mart one final time for the night.
Home.

Did she climax?