Break

Spoon Balloons

Went to work. Brought the kids to Dundonald Park.
Came back to Mom's and headed of to hockey.
Robyn and Pat came to watch. I got 2 assists.
Dropped by Rogers and rented harry potter then got quiznos for dinner.

Sun...finally
woke up. everyone heading home today. The Laportes left just after lunch. The rest of us spent some time in the sun and ANna and I braved the freezing cold water.
Emily had a friendly squirrel jumping on her.
Headed on home around 3:30, thankfully with some music.
Finally arrived and I met up with Robyn and Pat at Timmy's. We then decided to go to the beach to have a better view. This ended up being a bad idea as we got attacked by a whole lot of mosquitos. Sat in the car killing them and Robyn proceeded to smack me across the head.
Home. Bed

Bad Shave

Woke up nice and early. Listening in on Cottage chatter.
Pancakes and coffee
Pretty cold day out. No one really did much outside.
Played Scattegories

Tampooned = the joke of the weekend
Harpooned and typhoon.

It's not good being on the same brain wave as someone else during this game.

Also got a game of Rummie and Oh hell going on
Drove into town: Em, Anna, Pat, and Mel in our car. Nick and Annik in the other
3 second stops and a Taboo sounding horn
Made it to Metro. Picked up Naan, graham crackers, marshmallows, chocolate, and booze
Came back and successfully avoided 30 foot holes in the road
Excursion 2: went to the big sand pit to see the fox!

NotMe: "wow, he's a lot bigger close up...."

Dinner was eventful. 15 people vs. 1 black spider: Lots of screaming, flying chairs, flying bodies, and hysterics. In the end we won. (Thanks to Annik's watchful eye)
After dinner - unsuccessful glow stick games
made the fire. Drank, played guitar (once it got dark enough) chatted
Walked up the road at 10:30 once we were forced off the property by sleeping tent people
floating glow sticks
bright lights
spilt beer
quiet music

TGIF

Pay day
rained all the live long day.
Team Canada vs. Team Portugual ikea ball fight with the kids. Built forts and whipped the balls at each other
Home and pack and shower and hit the road!
no music - Mom, Em, Anna and I proceeded to sing, beatbox, rap and play games the entire way there

apple, bare, cursty, pubescent, unicorn, xxx breasts

Arrived! Everyone was already there
Sat around killing mosquitos. I made a grave yard
Not feeling too well. Sleep

woop woop

beafeater. beaf beaf eater, beafeater

(Anna's Day)

Work.
Class. - ringing
Watched Shopoholic with Em and Laura with one giant interuption (and a big spider)

Canada Day in the Capital!

Got up. Brought Em's forgotten pouch to ther work. Met Mom. Walked down to the bank

NotMe: "Happyyyyyyyyy Canada-day"

Went to the hill and watched Al the Australian busker do some crazy shit

chase me I'm a naughty monkey

Drove out to Matt's (after buying the last buns and hot dogs)
sat around. Bbq'ed. very hot out! played golf. played rummy

"why is coke spelt with a K if there is no K in coca-cola?
Left around 7pm.
Drank some beer at mom's. Finally made out way to the Hill. Ran into Anne ( as if ) Then met up with Robyn and drama
went to Major's Hill park to watch the spectacular fireworks.
Random dog man hitting on me
Home

My friend, the Pigeon..named Pigeon

Work. - Went to Parliament hill. Kids had a million and one questions

NotMe: "Do you live in here?"
Elevator Lady: "Yes"

Taylor: "Excuse me, Sir. Where is Stephen Harper's office?"

Ate lunch there and then made it back to the day care in the rain and one packed bus.
Home. Class. Hymens and horseback riding

Go!

First day of work
Came home and went to hockey
We then watched the Goody Movie which was 10x funnier then I ever remember it being.
Bed.

Anna's Pictures

Spiderman blind date

Woke up at 9am
Waited for the bus which was half an hour late
Got to sit together on the bus - prime seats

how do you know if your vagina smells?
Put your finger down there and smell it

Got to Ottawa where we saw two very bizzare things within the first 5 minutes of being there
Went to Dad's to pick up Duffy then got Frapucino's then came back to Mom's and listened to MJ and read my yearbooks
Picked up Mom and Em from the train station
Went to see My Sister's Keeper. Popcorn and drinks all around.
Sad....
Then came home and Robyn and Pat came over. We chilled out in the back.
Went to bed.

Pad Kleenex

Got up after about four hours of sleep
found a million and one ways to get to patrick's place
Woke up Nick and he drove us all there.
Walked and bussed to the restaurant. Mel also attended and Annik met us there, late as usual.
Had eggs Benedict yum!

drinking tea and rolling up your pants makes you old (Patrick)

Came back home and slept for about two hours....
Got up and it felt like a whole new day
Had some tea and played some cards
sort of had dinner then got ready and headed out to explore Lachine
Weird festival which included light houses blasting off into space, weird flying mermaids and fish, a lot of shad flies and the big finale, a cult lighting a structure on fire which included multiple explosions.
Walked back and hit up the Dep which was closed.. so Nick called his mother to ask to buy her alcohol

What are we, in high school?

Got the vodka and headed back to Anna's
Played sociables. SOMEONE invented a new rule which involved putting ice down inappropriate places
Then we hotboxed Nick's car and hung around outside. eventually moved to Anna's room where we played guitar and knocked heads.

Me: "ohhhh, I have HIV"

Bed at 4am again....

Lachine bound

Woke up and packed then headed out to Dad's to drop off Duffy.
Came back and walked to the bus station in the rain that lasted a whole one minute and therefore I was stuck with the infamous yellow umbrella for the weekend.
Had the seat to myself woop
Anna and Nick met me at the bus stop
then we drove home then went out to future shop where we waited for an hour.
then drove around for another hour
then went to get food... which took another hour.. and then we finally made it home and it what was an extremely good meal
chilled on the couch then went out and bought some cookie dough ice cream.
Came back and Sandra went to work and proceeded to tell Nick to invite all his friends over
so they got really drunk while anna and I chilled on the spider filled porch and then in her room.

Us: "Nicccckkkkk......"
Nick: "yes?"
Us: "can you get us some chips"
Nick: "Jeez, what am I? Your man servant?"

Then we tried to go to bed...
did not fall asleep till 4am because of all the drunk puking people right outside our door

King of Pop

I love you

Woke up really late again

didn't do much all day, which was really nice.

Went to class at 5

Anna texted me during class to inform me of the horrible news... noooooo. i couldn't concentrate much after that

On the walk home I dropped by the jazz fest to say hi to dad. I think he was as upset as I was

Then I walked to the Clocktower to have drinks with Ash, Berk and Erin

NotMe: "yeah the bible says that if two men are in a fight and his wife touches the other guy's genitals, he can cut off her hand!"

NotMeEither: "when would that ever happen??"

No pictures, please

{I'd give anything}

Woke up at 7:30 to drive Em and Mom to the train station.
Came home and went back to sleep. And woke up at 12:30
Went for a walk to the bank and got some frozen yogurt. Holy molly sun.
Dad called me and I went over there for dinner. Chicken, macaroni salad and buns. yum
watched Transformers! Man, I wish my car transformed...
Went to Tim Horton's and met up with Alex.
Sat outside and chatted for a couple hours =)
Then I drove back to dad's to pick up duffy. Then headed out to Vanier to meet up with Robyn and Pat for a quick chat.
Home and sleeeeeeeep



{Today was just a day fading into another}

Go up and....STUDIED!
studied all the live long day. thought I didn't know anything... went and wrote the midterm and it went well! PLUS hot professor knows my name.
went home and was going to go and rent something, then Robyn called, then canceled.
And then i went to bed.

She's never coming back, I fear

Tranquil

Woke up to realize there was a giant fire a block from our place. Thanks Mark.
Got ready and went to school to hand in my final exam
then headed to the library and studied for a while
Came home. Em and I walked over to look at the burnt up houses.
Then Dad came and him and I went to my hockey game.
Good game, but we lost and I got robbed a few times.. bitches..
Came home and Em and I went and walked down along the water behind the parliament buildings. Imagined jumping hot jogger man and the conservation guard...
Then I headed off to Vanier and met up with Robyn and Pat at timmy's.
Home and sleep

For You

Happy Father's Day

Woke around 10:30. Got some coffee. Worked on my take home exam for most of the day
I'm definitely on a Counting Crows binge.
Went out to Dad's around 5. The stereo is not working so Em and I sang the Taylor Swift CD from the start... oh god..
Went to Shoeless Shoe's for dinner. Yummy but full! They had tv's in each booth so we watch some golf haha
Went home. Finished up my essay.
Robyn invited me to go see The Hangover with her pat and his roommate.
Funny.
Home. Bed.

All Over

cause love doesn't hurt so I know I'm not falling in love, I'm just falling to pieces.

Had to wake up at 11:30 for the damn people to come view our apartment...awkward...
Decided to get up.sort of. layed in bed for a while. Hungover emily went back to bed.
Went to get some coffee and a bagel. sat down with my headphones and did some work.
Went to mom's and talked for a while. Awkwardness showed up so I left..
Went to Bayshore with Robyn. Bought a shirt and a nose ring.
Spent 20 minutes in the bathroom trying to get it in...maybe people stared at me...
went to Mom's and went out for dinner at Em's work. Then home to watch some tv.

Gay rock band orgy...

Got up and attempted to do some work. I dont think that went over too well
went to Mom's going away work party and Richie's.
Walking over there we saw a hooker and thought a guy was jumping out his car to mug us.. but apparently he knew Mom..
Hung out there. Played catch and Em and I fell out of a hammock...haha had the paparazzi taking pictures of it too.
Then I went over to Matt's. Played rock band for a while then chatted. Tried on all of Llew's clothes.
Then I left and had an interesting chat. Then I went to Robyn's and had some more interesting chats.
Bed at 3...

I don't know what to do...